Best Xmas Prezzie Ever!!

My niece and her douche bags mom made this, a couple white ones and a couple boobies :P
Thank goodness I got this one though. White chocolate makes me gag.

New Start

Hey guys. So, I've been busy. I've been sick. I've been craving chocolate. There's been a lot of egg nog. I've already had one xmas dinner and still have 2 or 3 left. Then there's new years eve. Gift giving. Gift getting. Reading. Sewing. There was a pregnancy scare. So all in all, my diet is dead.
So anyway, I'll start weighing myself and keeping track of everything here again on January 1st. I should probably start again now, but what better time to start fresh then with a fresh year? I'm not sure if it'll be before I go to bed or after I wake up but I promise to be back on Jan 1st. If I'm not, feel free to hit me.